This is written by Nicole Bartner, own of the Hartland Diner, and judge for Classical Conversations’ Mock Trial last year and in 2016. I needed the laugh.
There is so little explanation for really anything that happens at The Diner. I mean, I’ve got data. Do I have data! I can look back at any day that we’ve been open. I can break sales down by month…
Source: Death Ice: The Sequel